#Uncle Clark

[jesterraconteuse]

Hal Jordan finding out about Nightwing: YOU. You have a *kid*?

Batman: well... Technically he's my oldest and age of majority... But he's still my kid.

Hal Jordan: OLDEST? YOU HAVE MORE? 2? 3?

Batman visibly annoyed:... 6... Legally.

Hal Jordan: I'm going home. This has single handedly killed my willpower for a week, I need to process this.

Later....

Superman: Ah so you finally found out. I'm proud of him honestly, good to see he's willing to bond with others again.

Hal Jordan: You knew?

Superman: ...His kids basically call me Uncle Supes. I've babysat. I was around when he still just had Nightwing

WW: They're so cute! Children of such strength and bravery. Not to mention his dog, his cat, his cow... His son has animals even I've never seen before!

Hal Jordan: I've had enough.

And Hal hasn't even learned about his crime fighting cousin, batwing, Oracle, bluebird, Spoiler, and of course Jarro.

Note: everyone knows Supes is a father, he's the dad to talk your ear off about it but he's too nice with too much country charm for anyone to say anything about it. WW and Martian Manhunter are the only ones who listen absolutely intently.

[allineedisonedream]

Kinda random, I guess. Lives just a little bit hectic lately and I just really needed to draw them and a giraffe to cheer myself up.😭💕

[yrkhn]

with uncle Clark :D

I see a lot of mistakes here, but I forgive myself for them, because I remember how hard I tried when I drew this. 2022

[mforest-dc]

Happy Father's day! How lucky Dick is to have two fathers who are the greatest heroes! He deserves it! That's our THE BOY WONDER!🥰🤗💝💝💝

(*borrow a template from X)

[allovesthings]

I love Dick and Clark's first meeting and Dick immediately going: "You are so great superman" and Clark going: "well...I guess I'm an uncle now" (paraphrasing).

I love them so much.

Just.. Clark and Dick.

[peppergh0st]

Ahh last post of the year :D

It's Clark dressed up as the tooth fairy for Jason because Bruce asked him too :)

Happy new years everyone :D

[stoptellinglieslois]

In the end it will be SUPERWING ! :0p

[the-demons-son]

Closed starter for @oftomorrow

"But what about Gotham?"

Bruce had turned to his son, clearly exasperated at the line of interrogation. He would prefer to stay on-world if he could. "I've asked Clark to step in. He'll be staying at the Manor until I return."

When Damian had called Richard to complain, his brother had told him he was lucky he'd get to spend some quality time with his Uncle Clark and to relax. It had only infuriated him more.

All of his siblings had a certain type of relationship with the alien. All of them except him. Perhaps due to him being the youngest, he wasn't sure. At some point he'd developed some unspoken grudge against the man, who, admittedly, was only ever polite to him when they had crossed paths. Helpful too, infuriatingly. But still, he wasn't looking forward to an extended visit.

Nevertheless, Damian was there waiting for his arrival to the manor. Richard had told him he needed to give him a chance, so he would. In his own way.

[supermanshield]

Guess who the clown is.

World's Finest #194

[jasontodd-isso-babygirl]

tim and damian's favourite hero/role model being bats will never not make me curl up into a ball of giggles and happiness

Little Fans

[jesterraconteuse]

Need fics where like Superman is visiting Gotham because the Batkids are really just his eccentric nieces and nephews, massive fight breaks out somewhere in Gotham and Bruce is like "no you can't help Clark, for a myriad of reasons, biggest of which being that this is Gotham."

But the fight gets too intense Batman is put out of commission and a couple Batkids are getting badly hurt and Clark is like "Fuck it, Superman happened to be passing by Gotham, I don't care" because no one is gonna hurt people he considers his family on his watch

[allineedisonedream]

moustache time 🎅

[littlefankingdom]

Seeing all those posts and fanfics where the batkids, especially Dick, calls Clark "uncle Clark", made me think.

If Dick calls Clark "uncle Clark", he probably started doing it BEFORE he ever referred to Bruce as his father. After all, another uncle doesn't erase any existing one, but accepting Bruce as his father was erasing John Grayson in Dick's mind, for multiple years. It makes sense for Dick's confused feelings about his situation to call Clark "uncle" before calling Bruce "dad".

So, I present you: Bruce being envious of Clark because Dick refers to him with a family's title but Bruce is just "B".

And in the same continuity: Dick being envious of Jason calling Bruce "dad" so easily.

For Dick, it feels as if the word is stuck in his throat. He can say it to joke around with others ("let's steal dad's car" he tells Jason), but to Bruce's face? He's afraid the world would end.

[demitimelord42]

@rays-of-gold

Dick is big brother material.

And I just wanna point out that Clark is the batbros' uncle while Bruce is a Good (Trying) Parent, so proud of his first baby Robin. Batfam may be disfunctional but they love each other and Alfred is Bruce's dad (Thomas, we love you but Alfie raised him).

Love this.

And please, Clark, roast Bruce a bit more. We deserve it.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 100

“What are you, a Kent?” 

It’s a saying in the world of the supernatural. A well-known one even. See, several, many generations back, no one quite knows when, the Kent family managed to run afoul of a particularly nasty creature who laid a curse upon them. The original wording, no one quite knows either, but the gist, everyone is aware of. For no firstborns will be born to them before they already have one. 

It was supposed to be airtight in a way, a curse that would end the entire bloodline really. For a child to exist before they could have a child? How could that be? 

Well. That curse had… backfired. It had backfired massively. Most, at least back when blood was everything, didn’t exactly ponder things like adoption to those outside of their own bloodline. The Kents however, lived in a very simple village, one that had disease spread through it often back then, leaving families childless and children parentless. 

What were they to do but take them in? And so they had a son, many sons and daughters even, before their firstborn. Now of course, most would simply dismiss it afterwards. After all, that was the end of the story, isn’t it? 

Well, no. See, the curse was a family-line curse, a just in case perhaps, that meant that each generation could not have any children until they had children. Perhaps it should have ended there, but well. It didn’t. 

Kents are a strange breed in the world of the supernatural, known for having a… bit of an adoption problem. If any child or babe were to be left near their land, one can be assured the family line would take them in as their own. 

Fae, demon, human, changeling, satyr, cyclops, half-breeds, werewolf- it didn’t matter. A Kent would gladly pick the child up and raise it as their own. And now, they could add aliens to that long, long list in the family line. 

And really, perhaps with this context, is it really surprising that when one Clark Kent, said alien, opens his door to a basket on his doorstep holding a trio of godlings, he takes them in with no questions asked? 

[theerurishipper]

Hate it when people erase Dick and Clark’s relationship. "Dick doesn't have a super" ummm actually he does. It's Clark. "Superman and Batman are the World's Finest" WRONG. World's Finest is Superman and Batman and Robin. Clark and Dick are as close as Clark and Bruce. This has been a PSA